What the hell is happenin’ my genocidal babes?
Hey don’t worry I didn’t go inactive for another 3 months, I’m back with the clan update so listen up fruity individuals.
Level Up! [GeNo Nights]
Guess who’s back? No, your ex still isn’t coming back, but GeNo Nights are–and with an upgrade! The man keeping me locked up in GeNo HQ isn’t letting me know when these mystical nights begin, but he left me a surprise in my kinder surprise egg. A little message said, “These nights will be split into two categories: GeNo Game Nights & Movie Nights”. Spooky, huh.
First Impressions Count…
And here at GeNo HQ we care a lot about how you, the viewer, feels about our perfect nights. So, beginning when we fully introduce GeNo Nights, we’ll personally mail a survey to your house (don’t worry you don’t need to tell us your address, we already know). In the survey you will let us know what movies you enjoy or wish to enjoy, and the games you’d like to see the community play together for a night. Most importantly–EVERYBODY is expected to attend these nights!
Attention Citizens of GeNo!
Now that the Communist revolution is complete, workers are now being issued their respective career based on their personal strengths and weaknesses. That’s right! Roles are being set up for individuals in contributing to some creative projects! If you do not show up to your job zone in the allotted time given to you on your GeNo Pager, you may have to go to a re-education camp, no biggy! Don’t be late!
“Where is the next Olympics going to be held!?”
Haha, well good question random viewer of the week! Well, to answer your question–Tokyo in 2020, but I’m not here to talk about the Olympics, silly viewer! GeNo Tournaments are being resurrected from the grave! Happy Halloween! This time we’re including games outside of PB2, so you won’t have to buy any powdered peanut butter!
“When should I look forward to my State-Sponsored News Segments?”
Well, I’m glad you’ve taken an interest in our news segments, and I was waiting for this question. If you want to keep track of GeNo HQ’s radical news, just tune in to this wordpress on every other Friday or Saturday, but technical difficulties may cause us to delay this to a month.
This has been GeNo News, I’m barn animals, remember that GeNo promotes unity and a good communal center for progress!